четверг, 12 сентября 2013 г.

Crazy traveller or how I learned to stop worrying and love hitch-hiking


       What was that and why?
 

    

     As I've gained a very interesting, positive and awesome experience of hitch-hiking in Europe (actually in countries that have an access to sea), I would like to share it with people who are a bit interested in travelling and adventures. I could say it was the best holiday in my life. I've gained useful life experience, unforgettable impressions, I became stronger, braver and I've got back my faith in human kind.

     Why have I decided to do that? I was inspired by ideas of Couchsurfing. For someone who doesn`t know: it's not only free host place but it's also a culture, language exchange, interesting communication and new friends =).  After talking with several couchsurfers I realized it's much more interesting and more fun than travel vouchers. After reading various articles about hitch-hiking  I was convinced that in Europe it is fairly popular stuff, also safe and convenient. I did not want to take off a lot of money on comfortable buses, so I decided to hitch-hike. Besides  why not try something new in life? I must confess that before my travel my life was like sad trash. Rare visits to Finland on a bus full of people who are only interested in shopping, to grab something cheap and Finnish fish were not very inspiring and did not seem like a real journey. And for the long trips usually I did not have enough time or money. Tours in tropical countries with the type of rest "all inclusive" did not draw at all. I hope not only I sick of drunken tourists who go there to feel like a rich white masters served by the local people and buying up tons of magnets made in China.

     With the way of travelling almost everything was clear, but what is the point? I decided to formulate it this way: if in the world where are no good people so I have nothing to do on this planet. I've definitely tuned my mind to be sure by this travel what the world is full of good people and all the thoughts set up exactly for that.

    Preparation.
 
     I'm failed with that. I took three weeks of vacation but it was to much for the beginner. So I've shorted the list of cities. I've made approximate list of cities and started to send requests to couchsurfers from different cities. I've quickly got invitations from Hamburg, Riga, Warsaw. In Warsaw lived a girl with who we walked together by vegetarian places in Petersburg (oh yeah, I'm vegan) and went to Night of museums. But it was early to relax cause I've started to send requests for 2 weeks before my vacation. I recommend to do it 3-4 weeks before. And the time was not right cause a lot of people were on vacations themselves. It was August!

     I suspected it will be a real adventure. So why not invent something adventurous and crazy? I read in a blog of one traveller about his hitch-hike travel in Scandinavia how he spent a night in Orthodox Church in Copenhagen. So I realized it was something I should do. Because it's a real spirit of adventure. Like in old (good?) times in the Middle Ages when the monks gave a place to stay to wayfarers. I found that orthodox church. Father Sergiy had answered me in less than one hour. I've written down the phone from web site. But I didn't realize it was not mobile. So first city where I had no place to sleep was Berlin.  But I thought I will where in 2 weeks so someone will respond  to me.

     I knew it takes a lot of time to go to Stockholm through Lapland so I took a ticket to ferry from Helsinki. And hitch-hiking to Helsinki would be problematic as well. Who wants to take a hitch-hiker, not knowing if he has the necessary documents? Registering on site puputchiki.ru (travelmates) I quickly found a couple (I thought it were husband and wife or boyfriend and his girlfriend) which goes in same day in same direction I agreed to pay 800 roubles cause taxi could be more expensive.


     On Friday.


    


     Cunning plan was almost ready, the route was approved and I started printing the maps. Maps I decided to do this way: on the one side printscreen from Happy Cow and on the other the name of the city for hitch-hiking. Later it turned out that it was pretty useless: it is better to write the exact address from the site, because it can show the wrong side of the street or another end. And a piece of paper with the name of the town was not much useful. When the drivers saw the inscription a lot of them passed by thinking something like "I'm not going there so it will be not so useful to help by several kilometres." Well, I did not check what they were thinking but I am pretty sure it was that way.

     I told my mom what I went in tourist's group. It was the only way to do that. Perhaps she would tearfully beg not to do that, persuade me that I will be necessarily killed, robed, raped (underline the right). I didn`t want to make her nervous. I would not say that I lied to her. I just didn't tell the truth.


    The first day. "A long ass fuckin' time ago, In a town called Kickapoo,...." - Tenacious D  

   

    With Kirill I've agreed to meet near metro station at 8.30. A car drove up and I saw that the driver's campanion is a guy too (Dima). It became a little scary, but I made my choice. I sat down and we went. "So you didn't found the fourth? " - I asked. "No" - said Kirill. The conversation in the beginning was not very jell and I thought: "Maybe they have a business like this: take out into the woods and kill?". But it would not be very profitable. Then I started paying attention to very different things: too clean car, the driver constantly asked to look for some other documents, arguing in whose bag they lied. We stopped at the gas station. Kirill dirtied up the car as Dima hastened to note: "Kirya, what have you done?". " Shhh, calm, calm down!" - replied the driver, clearly intending not to aggravate the matter before the scandal. Bagged in Duty free we moved to the  roadside to make a break: coffe in a thermos, napkin - suspicion was clear. "Why do you go to Helsinki?" - Said Kirill. "I'm going to travel around the Baltic Sea by hitch-hiking" - I replied. "And are you not scared to do it alone?" - "No. People say it's safe and easy in Europe." "Where are you going, guys?" - "In the cruise on the Viking." "Why? To buy cheap alcohol?" - "Oh no, to dance." From this I concluded: my companions were as minimum metrosexuals and as a maximum gays. Of course, I treat gays normally. At that moment it started to seem ridiculous, that I almost thought they were maniacs. But it was the first example of how people are used to suspecting something bad from strangers and how it's silly to be afraid of strangers.

    PS: if I screwed up in my conclusions about my fellow travellers I’m really sorry :-)

    At the railway station in Helsinki we said goodbye and I left. Despite the fact that it was ninth or tenth time in this city I got lost searching vegetarian cafes. I did not want to eat only see cafes and check them since I ate too much of nuts from Duty free. About the food I just forgot for the whole day (yes, they are high-calorie). Realizing that registration on Silja Serenade ends in 20 minutes and if I'm late for it my trip will be totally f*cked I started to run up to passings, poke a map and ask where we 're. Running with all my stuffs (backpack, which at the beginning of the journey felt heavy and bag), I felt not only stupid, but also as young Jables from the movie "Tenacious D: Pick of Destiny."

  On the ferry I've arrived five minutes before the end of the registration and I was red as a lobster. "Never mind," - I thought, "I did it and it all will be easier in my trip." Oh, if I knew what waits me ahead! The cabin was empty and I spent all evening in cafe with wi-fi. I saw my neighbours just before bedtime. They were the girl from Finland and two from Austria. We talked a little bit and went to bed. Not to say that I slept peacefully, as well as all the previous week. Soon I was to hitchhike for the first time in my life.



 Silja Serenade

                                                                      Helsinki




    The second day. People a strange when you're a stranger ....


    From Stockholm invitation came from a certain Jonas. Vegetarian, Maori, more than 60 positive reviews and friends on the site ... . His behavior remains a mystery to me. Yes, he has fulfilled his promise, took me to organic food store, in cafe with veg options, showed wonderful place, inaccessible to ordinary tourists. It was a mountain in the center of the city, there was a great view on the most part of the historic center.








    But his behavior was so strange. From time to time he became animated as if getting his own opposite holding me by the shoulder and said: "Well, Yana how are you? Are you okay?". Do not think that he was flirting or molesting, it was as if a friendly hug. But in my facial expression anyone would have guessed that it did not bring me any joy and happiness. And how can one climb with hugs to person, breaking his personal space, to someone you know a couple of hours, who moreover is not your close friend or relative? I've counted the hours until our separation.

   As Jonas was my guide - couchsurfer in town, I thought that sooner or later we will get to some palace or museum, but we did some shopping in "second hand". Jonas bought sneakers, T-shirt. Then we went back in one shop. While Yana was enjoying soy yogurt, Jonas went away for a bottle of wine. He thought I would drink with him, but coming in a sober sanity, I refused. Then one friend of Jonas wrote him and he asked me do I not mind if he meet Silvia too. "Maybe she is not as insane as you" - I thought, and agreed to meet with her. In cafe where we came was a guy. We went to the park , which is popular among students and tourists. Silvia came. She proved a pleasant and adequate girl. Another friend came. He was also pleased to see Jonas. Then out of nowhere in our company was guy from France (perhaps he was invited by Silvia). Then came the girl from Bulgaria just to say hello and go back to her company. Then a girl from Brazil. She immediately warned that hates carnival and asked not to talk about it. Then the Frenchman went away, but another one came . Complained that spent the night in the boat. In the hostel in a boat. Jonas drank off almost whole bottle. He said that he liked me and that's not because he was blind drunk. I told him that because of him we have not gone to exchange my money. Although I let him know that I did not even have enough kronas just for a coffee, and ticket to the subway costs more. He said he would buy me a ticket on the subway. I offered to give him euros. Jonas refused to take money. He wanted to show me his hospitality in the expectation that I will also be  hospitable when he comes to Petersburg. "I see you the first and last time in my life." - I thought. Night was falling. When I froze totally I've convinced Jonas to go back home. Back at the apartment, I went to look couchsurfers in Berlin. Jonas intruded with useless advices how to formulate requests. He even tried to print them and to seek some words on the internet. Being even more retarded of alchool Jonas printed by one letter in a minute. It terribly pissed me off because I wanted to send messages as soon as possible and go to bed. I wasn't able to sleep. I slept probably two hours. All my thoughts were about what I will do when a couple of good drivers lift me to the middle of Sweden and how I'll die there.

   In the morning more like a zombie Comrade Maori overcoming difficulties of  inebriety took me to the road leading to the highway E4 waved his hand and walked away. One of the best days of my vacation began = )


    The third day. Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose.   


    


    I held up my hand sticking out my thumb. "How stupid I must look! - I thought - "No one stops." But in less than five minutes a small van stopped. Lower the window and the driver, 30 years old guy, asked where I wanted to go. "On the road E4" - I said. "I'm not going there but I can throw in a better place." - The driver said. I set down and we started talking. He went hitch-hiking a few years ago. Asked whether the drawing frightened me to travel alone. I said that in Russia I would have been much scaring but here as people say hitch-hiking is quite safe to do. He said I'm brave. And in the future I've heard it so many times :-). We arrived at the bus stop, pointed to the place to go. Shook hands goodbye and he wished me a good journey. The second driver was a man of about 60. A typical Swede. Neat, polite, friendly. We drove past Ikea.






Landed at Media Markt. He wished me good luck. The third was the bearded man of about the same age as the previous one. Just was sporty, slightly pumped up like a metalhead in age. Athletic metalhead. Drove a few miles away. Also wished good way. I was standing near the gas station when near me stopped a couple of Kenyans. They saw me from station. Said that they can help a few kilometres. I think they were father and son. And Dad was a very funny dude. "Where are you from?" - "From Russia" - " Yes, your president ia really nasty! Ahahahaha! You know we're actually from Kenya, but I bet you did not know nothing about Kenya! Ahahahaha!". If in Kenya folk really has such cool mentality, as my driver had, I would like to go there. The fifth driver was Finnish. Was also a nice man. In the cases went to a Swedish town. Six did not know a word in English. I do not know anything about cars, but it was really an expensive car. And it was cool to know that rich people are not snobs (at least in Sweden) and help the travellers. The mood was just on top. The weather was very lucky. To ride on the roads of Sweden in the sun and enjoy the mountains, forests, fields under the blue sky, it's something fabulous! Fortune did not turn her back on me for a moment throughout my journey. And even if occasionally dripping rain this time I was sitting in someone's car. Breaking the record and standing for nearly half an hour, I met a seventh driver. First time it was a trucker. I spent with him for a long time, I think about 5 hours. In the middle of our common way we stopped at the gas station. Since I did not have money to buy coffee, I said that I would just sit and wait. "Too late, I already paid for 2 lunches." - driver smiled. I took vegetables mix. Although this time I was not hungry, later I realized it was right moment to eat. We drove another 2.5 hours before our paths parted. Since I bought enough souvenirs for couchsurfers I was happy to present him the keychain with the legend "St. Petersburg". I think he was also glad to get an unexpected souvenir. Then stopped smiling guy who almost immediately after we met asked me if I believed in God. The strange thing is that our views on this issue were quite similar. But I will not speak about it here. Came the ninth driver Sebastian. It is a pity that the idea to write their names came to me the next day in Denmark. I remember his name probably because he was the namesake of crab from one cartoon ;-). He asked me if it was true, that cigarettes are very cheap in Russia. "Yeah, pack costs 1 euro!" - "Do you think it's possible to send post from Russia with cigarettes? " - " Uh, well, there is all sorts of excise taxes, to declare these things should ... " - "OK, good luck to you!". As I was southward more drivers advised to go through Helsingborg but not through Malmo as I originally planned. The ninth car braked sharply. The driver was talking on the phone and some documents fell on him from somewhere. But he did not even seem to notice that. I sat up quickly, put the paper back on the shelf. After a few minutes he had finished talking on the phone, greeted me, shook hands. I've presented myself, who I am and there I'm going. The driver said that where're a lot of idiots in the south and that his girlfriend once nearly happened some trouble on the road and after this accident he bought some stuff. But as in English they are called he did not know. He began to look for something on the shelf and pulled out two plastic knuckledusters. He said that I must take one. Showed a spot on his neck where to strike (by the way, on his neck, not mine, ahaha). Offered money for the hostel in Helsingborg, so I could spend the night today and tomorrow move to Copenhagen. I took knuckleduster but refused to take the money. I was shocked by how the person cares about the wellbeing of a stranger. If you are in shock too I can just say that I had no chance to use knuckleduster all the way. I already did not believe that I will ever use it. Now it's difficult to convey my feelings. It was so cool to meet so many interesting, kind, funny, caring people, which were fun and easy to talk to. Not to mention the fact that everyone has done something good for me. As much as one could.





    Tenth driver was Hans Bersson. Uncle was in good mood and smoking a pipe. Maybe he was jolly because of it ;-). Drove to Helsingborg. Arranged for a tour, showed a government building, a fortress, a terminal where I had to buy a ticket to the ferry to Helsingor. Saying goodbye, for some reason I said, "Maybe I'll see you next time!" - "Wait a minute, I'll write you my address!". Since the ferry goes every 20 minutes I decided that I have to make a couple of pictures here.






     A few minutes later the ticket to Denmark was in my hands. And soon I was in Denmark by myself. A real downpour started. I lost a little spadoinkle (an abstract word invented by one director and screenwriter means something like courage and good mood.) One dude took me from the terminal to the side of the road to Copenhagen. There was an indoor passage to the house where I was hiding from the rain, running periodically to hitch-hike on the road when I heard a start of motors going  on the green light from the intersection. A few minutes passed and the truck stopped. In the cab except for the driver there were two hitch-hikers. They returned to Prague after a month of hitch-hiking in Norway. I hope you not have lost count and remember that it is the thirteenth driver on my way ;-) Hitch-hikers were pretty cute guys. And driver I didn't like at all. He was about 30, skin problem on his face, like emery shows on his face. Well, I thought, with drivers I'm lucky all the day. I didn't want to judge by appearance. GPS talked too familiar and obviously not in Danish. Driver was from Macedonia and spoke and understood a bit Russian. We came on the south of Copenhagen. Czechs disembarked and went to look for a place in the park to put up a tent. The driver said: "There is a second bed, if you want to stay. Tomorrow I 'll take you to the center where you want.". You do not understand why I accepted and believed him since you did not spend the whole day with a very cool positive Swedes. I've lost vigilance a little and could not suspect anything. But when the driver took off his trousers (not pants) and put his arms around my waist vigilance came back to me with the speed of light. "What the hell? It's time to get out of here" - flashed through my head. I asked, "What are you doing? " - "No?" - "No!". I quickly put on my shoes and began to gather my things. "Let me see your documents, you're probably an immigrant. Now I'll call the police!" - Such a reserve of impudence would be the envy of any bold. By the way, do not imagine horrible pictures in your head :) It does not scare me and he did not try to stop me. He just realized that it broke off. I left this parking behind and walked to the center. Not to say that I was scared. I knew nothing wrong would happen with me would not have happened anyway. Truckers are not profitable to risk his job: getting involved in a conflict with the passengers. Who knows how it might end. And in the car because the cargo worth thousands of euros. Well, it`s not like it`s a car full of toothpicks, right?  I knew that I have to go to the center a few hours and I'll come to a closed church and the parish itself is not known where. I decided to ask around passers about hostels. I've asked a couple of people but the exact address and directions no one knew. Then I saw a man and a woman about 60, walking with their dog. I approached them and asked the same question. "Oh, it's really far away from here. But if you want, you can sleep in our house." - "Yes, I want!" - I said. "But we need to walk the dog." - Warned Tove. "I'll walk with you." - I said it not believing my luck. We walked the dog and came home. It was a two-storey house in a typical residential area of Copenhagen. Tove showed me the house, said I can sleep in the room of their son, who no longer lives with them. The room was on the second floor. I said I could just sleep on the couch, but host insisted that I must sleep on a normal bed. I took a hot shower and it came in handy cause  I was soaked to the skin because of the rain. Of course, I could not leave without a souvenir these people = ) . Again I was in a good mood, knowing that I am really lucky. And I was happy about circumstances that led to such an interesting acquaintance. "Do not have doubt about choosing!" - I said to Homer Simpson, depicted on the poster above the bed on which the yellow guy wondered: "Two beer or not two beer?". In the morning I didn't see Dennis, as he had already left for work. We had breakfast with Tove. She made me coffee and fried toast, which I gladly ate with cherry jam. I said I would be happy to send them an invitation for a visa to Russia, we exchanged phone numbers, addresses, e-mails. Then we again walked Sasha. Tove took me by car to the tube (this is the subway, just above the ground) and bought me a ticket. We hugged and I went to the center.

   Later, when I told my story to friends, many admitted that they would never let a stranger sleep in their home. Yes, I suspected it. I remember in high school chemistry teacher told me that when they were kids they could go to any house, knock on any apartment and ask for water. And now it is no more. No one will open door to you, all intercoms, that does not prevent from maniacs. It is very dangerous for children to walk alone. So much maniacs, not like in the Soviet Union. It is sad that in our time in Russia for some reason people prefer to believe that the stranger is the very maniac, whom they say in all the TV channels. But I believed in human kindness. Once and for all.

   In Copenhagen it was not very interesting to walk. Again pouring rain. But I wanted to take some pictures and hurry up in Hamburg to Julia.











     After completing my travel duties, I came to the station, exuding wifi, sat down on the floor. "So the E20 highway passes near the town of Koge. What? 108 crones ? No way !" After five minutes, I stomped toward the road. For the first time I stopped a woman. More precisely girl 25 years old. She carried me not to the highway, but the road leading to the E20. I was glad that finally the womankind has shown itself from brave side, albeit so far only in the face of this girl. My next driver was a former police officer. He told me that he has three children, and everyone knows his own language: one knew English, one knew Chinese and which one knew third I forgot. Now he is engaged in construction and making furniture out of wood. "Is it safe enough to hitch-hike here? " - "We have very good order and virtually no crime." - I finally relaxed. Frankly it was a little hard to get back on the road after yesterday. After the driver's words I was completely reassured. And all around me again were pleasant and kind people.

   The third driver in Denmark was a woman again. She was like a business-woman. Most of the women in the Nordic countries well take care of themselves and it is difficult to guess whether they have their own business or are some waitress. Very cute. After listening to a very brief description of my journey, told me that I must feel free as a bird, as I have the wings behind my back. I could not disagree with her. So it really was. In less than half a minute, as after our parting stopped Nicholas. He said that this name is very popular in Denmark. Suddenly his neighbour called him. Nicholas told her about me, turned on the speaker phone and we started chatting together. I told them about my journey, we chatted and laughed. It was so cool! Even the neighbours of my drivers are positive and cool people too! The fifth driver unfortunately I remember very bad. He went to Corser and he soon dropped me off at a gas station, advising me to find someone here and not to go down close to highway, because it's really close to control point and I may have trouble with the police. But at the gas station was very rotten, but traffic on the highway attracted me and I went down there. A red Volkswagen van stopped. I saw there guy and girl. "Where do you want? " - "In Western Denmark to begin with. Where are you going? " - "We are going in Germany, in Berlin." - "Wow! And I actually need to go to Hamburg! " - "Climb up!". I opened the door to the van, climbed over a box full of CDs, paintings, some antiques, and off we went. I began to talk about myself and my journey. Siff and Tue listened me with interest and smiled. And I thought to myself: "How long time I have not seen such live, burning eyes, as these young guys had." I felt such a strong positive energy emanating from my new traveling companions. It combines perfectly with the islands, sunny landscapes of Denmark. Tue asked if I was in a hurry. I told him that there is someone waiting for me in Hamburg "We need to pick up my brother and visit my father. I don't think you'll go to Hamburg faster if you will go without us." With great pleasure I agreed to stay. We took Victor and went to their father.













    The house was a typical bachelor place, as Tue warned us in advance :) . The guys unloaded some things and we went into the garden. There were apples, gooseberries, plums, currants and a trampoline. We began to check the ripeness of the fruit and did find delicious, ripe berries and fruits. I translated for them names of fruits in Russian. "I'll go to find yabloko." - Tue said. Later, on the way to Germany, I asked Siff to teach me some Danish words. The words "yes", "no", "thank you" for some reason are not left in my memory, as opposed to the correct pronunciation of the word Copenhagen and the word "asshole" in Danish . " You have to say it as if you feel sick. KEbenhavn. Hey guys, Yana wants to tell you something". I too was not in debt and taught Siff what to say if Russian guy will offer to meet you too intrusive. I know, I know, I’ve always believed that it is not good to teach foreigners curses. But damn it, it's very funny! During the trip, we had time to talk with Siff on a variety of topics. She was very interesting person to talk to. When we stopped at a Duty free shop at the Danish-German border, I told a little more about my journey to Tue and I added that I feel very happy. "You really seem so." - smiling, said Tue. He also said to send sms to Julia, asking for her exact address in Hamburg. The guys brought me into town and passed me into the hands of Julia. We hugged and said goodbye. I already knew that I'll save the hope to meet again these guys in my life.

   We came home to Julia and talked for about an hour about travels. We chatted excitedly like old friends who after a long absence can not stop talking. She was the first person to whom I told about my blot on the landscape. Then she showed me her photo album with pictures of her travels. Photos were so good that I wanted to visit every country from this album. But Julia had to leave. "So, you're going to sleep in the apartment alone. Here are the bathroom, kitchen, towels. I spend the night in the apartment of my father. Relax, I'll see you in the morning!". On the table were maps of Hamburg, vegan cakes made by Julia, the password from wifi. I felt myself like in a five-star hotel. Few of my friends could not believe that people will do so much for a stranger, leave him apartment, provide for all his needs. Who would doubt that the next day would be less than spectacular. We had a long walk around the city, eating in cafes vegan burgers and ice cream. I decided to eat as much as possible because in Russia won`t be able to do that.











































    In the evening, Julia had to go to the doctor and then to visit her best friend, with whom they have a tradition to watch together "Game of Thrones." I sat for a while in Starbucks, then went home. Around 10:00 pm, I've heard a strange sound from the balcony (apartment is on the 1st floor). Coming closer, I saw Julia and the young man. Next my actions were similar to the actions of player of the game "Fort Bayard". Julia showed through the glass where lies the key and how to open the door to the balcony. Guests came for a reason. They brought me a laptop. Unfortunately, I do not remember the name of a friend of Julia, so I will call him Drugo (this is the nickname of the main character in the film "The Big Lebowski" in the Italian translation of the movie), while Julia did not come back from vacation and I'll edit these lines of my blog. Drugo installed on the laptop keyboard Russian layout and gave me a German SIM card. The sad statistics confirmed: every vegan has a best friend, a meat-eater, funny, interesting and beautiful in every way except the one (what guess by yourself ;-) ). I spent an hour looking for vegans in Berlin sending requests in the hope that tomorrow night someone will respond. I sent a request to a group of emergency hosting in Berlin. The future will show that my efforts will be in vain and fate already planned for me more interesting acquaintances. In the morning on the way to a place that leads to the track E26 (Julia found a great spot in hitchwiki), we had a little walk around the city.





   
    As we finally got to the right place we saw a pillar, used up by hitchhikers. Julia hid behind it so that drivers do not think that it is necessary to carry two.







    Fifteen minutes later a car stopped. The driver said he could help only half way. Again I had to say goodbye to a person when it is not desirable at all. I'm more than confident that I will have a chance to show Julia St. Petersburg and local vegan cuisine. With the drivers for me it did not cease to have luck. We chatted for a perfect. Including about video shown on one american show where with the music from "The Benny Hill Show" Russian drivers sort things out on the road in a peculiar manner (crowbar, pistols, bits). From the radio sounded great song (Black Heaven - Veitstanz). I asked the name of the band and wrote it into my notebook. As it is great when from each person on your way you get something useful: food, interesting talks, good music. In this case we are talking about the last two things. After our paths diverged I didn't wait the next car too long. Again it was a truck driver. This one didn't speak English at all. When we arrived at the parking he found another trucker going to Berlin because he did not go there. I moved over to the third German driver. I have not seen nothing like that cab! Perfectly clean, the mattress from the firm "King of Mattresses" with frilly curtains, some pleasant aroma of perfume. And this despite the fact that the driver himself can easily win in the contest for the 7th member of Rammstein if they were looking for another one. Piercing and tattoos pleasing to the eye. Carrier dropped me off at the bus stop in the south of Berlin. It was located on a busy entrance to the city. Cars raced at breakneck speed. "Oh, there is hardly anyone who will stop. Hitch-hiking is for the roads not for the city." - I was nervous because I urgently needed to be at the center of the city in any cafe with wifi and make sure I will not spend this night under the bridge. At that time my mother decided to take part in my life. She sent me sms which was asking where I am. Because all day I did not write and did not appear on-line. I moved to the stop to answer her. At this time the car stopped, came a young guy and began to look for something in the trunk. I'm not very fond of pestering people with stupid requests. And hitch-hiking is voluntary stuff. Seeing a fist with the thumb protruding  people make choices. But last thing I just had not. I walked over and asked if he spoke English. "Yes, a bit. " - "Can you fetch me to the center?" - "Ok, sit down." I sat down and we went.

     Marvin.



     I told him briefly about my journey: how I spent the night at home of passings in Copenhagen, how I met with couchsurfers, as I was fed by drivers and the most important: I do not know where to spend the night. I badly needed a cafe with wifi. Marvin was astounded of that and kept saying I'm crazy. Although he had friends with whom you can wake up in another country (for example in Netherlands), I remained enrolled in the ranks of the insane. He offered to go to Starbucks. We came and Marvin asked if he could go to take coffee with me because he wanted to practice English. Why would I refuse it? Of course at this time Starbucks was closed. "We can go back to my office. It is five minutes from the place where I took you." - "I'm so sorry you have to go back there!" - "It's okay. I love my job. I only enrage people that have to communicate. You know, to drive through the city at a decent speed - it's great! Be sure to try it if you'll get the chance. By the way, I learned a little more about the driver. Marvin was 20, he did not finish the university, works as trader's consultant. When he was a child he loved to analyze and consider. His sister was studying in the U.S. and speaks English as native speaker, and even his colleagues speak English better than he. Marvin had good pronunciation, but his vocabulary wasn`t very large. However I understood him perfectly. We came to the office. While I checked the mail, Marvin brought the coffee. He was very surprised to see my tattoo on the arm. "You have a tattoo. What does it mean?" - "I'm vegan ... " - "Wow, I know who they are, I have a few friends-vegans on facebook." Came a couple of invitations. But I did not like the references from these dudes. I saw a message from Julia. She sent addresses of two nice hostels. Marvin called there and said that they had a good laugh over him: what free places at this time? I apologized that I suddenly changed his plans for the evening. "It's ok. I would like to become a part of your adventure by myself. " - It was the best word for my entire vacation. I would like to hear them again! Then it was even more fun. "I'm sorry, I can not offer you my apartment, as there now are workers. And now I'm like couchsurfer by myself. I spend the nights in houses of friends or parents. Today I'll go to one another. But if you want, you can sleep here in office. Do not worry, sofa is tested. I often work 20 hours a day and more than once I was sleeping here. I have a pillow and a blanket." . "Hmm, this is quite suitable for the degree of inadequacy for me and fits into the style of my crazy adventure." - I thought and agreed. "Thank you for doing so much for me." - "You're welcome. Only you should know that this is not typical for a German." - "I know what is this, German mentality." - "But now, when you come back to Russia, you can tell that you met one funny German. How many hours a day do you usually sleep?" - Marvin said. "Usually 7." - "And I'm 1-3 hours." - "Why so little?" - "I sleep so long ago. I have not been lucky with my childhood. Whenever my family and I moved, my room was always next to the bathroom. My father always made a lot of noise and made me awake. Do you already want to sleep? Now I need to take the keys from my apartment to a friend, because I'm leaving tomorrow for 2 days for work in Dusseldorf, and then I had a business meeting." - "Don't worry. I do not want to sleep yet. I can ride with you in the city." We had a drive on the night Berlin and back in the office. We played in table football and then Marvin asked me if I smoked. I do not smoke of course. But we still went to the roof, where all sorts of things smoking businessmen can discuss. About an hour we sat and chatted about life, family, hobbies and crazy antics with friends. "You know Lara Croft? " - "Of course!" - "So, you are Russian Lara Croft." Yes, it was quite a compliment = ).




    Marvin had to go. We exchanged phone numbers and he said to call if anything happens. But what could happen in an empty office? I didn't die on the road, here nothing threatened me :-) . There was only a small chance that tomorrow one of his colleagues could came to the work and see the sleeping girl. Marvin said it was not a problem. At first I wanted to write a note (about who I am), but then asked Marvin to do it. Then he went to a meeting and I fell asleep on the couch. On the table piece of paper was lying : "Ich bin eine freundin von Marvin :-)".

I got up half an hour earlier than planned. Washed, wandered around the office, slowly poured by a morning light. Marvin came on time, which is not surprising. Punctuality is in his blood. Said several times during the night he checking the phone. He was afraid that with me something could happen. Marvin brought me to the center, we wanted to drink coffee, but at 7:30 am no cafe was open. We hugged goodbye and I broke up again with the person when it is not wanted. Marvin went to the airport and I stomped towards the Brandenburg Gate.


     Berlin. Berlin est all und voll vegans!



     Unfortunately, this day was pretty boring. I could not find any couchsurfers nor vegans to simply hang out. And good to see the city in one day is impossible. I only had time to go to the Museum of German History and walk past the main attractions.









































    In the evening I was the second time that day looked at the Starbucks. I ordered the waiter cappuccino with soy milk. He asked my name. I called it. "Yana, where are you from?" - "From Russia." - "Pozhaluista!" - He gave me coffee = ) . It's f*cking awesome when people know a few words from your native language! Sister found me a cheap hostel and sent its address.

   When I arrived I asked for the cheapest room. Administrator said it was for 8 people. "I do not care." - I thought. Wash did not work, as there was no hot water. "Well, at least I can sleep in a comfortable bed!" - I flopped on the bed and noticed something strange. On all the beds except mine lay only men's clothing and shoes. I went down to reception and they told me that all cheap rooms are common. While the room was empty I decided to go to sleep quickly to wake up early and get out of here. Immediately came to mind an episode from the movie "The Main Event", where the heroine of Barbra Streisand was forced to share a room with a bunch of boxers in training camp. But all was calm as always. Someone came along, someone took away their things and went away. Everyone tried to be quiet , except for one guy who farted in the morning in his sleep. I, who was in the other end of the room was lucky, unlike his neighbour above. Is it that I was afraid to wake everyone by my laugh. In the morning I bought a Ecolines ticket to Warsaw and then met with girl-vegan-couchsurfer. We sat in a little vegetarian cafe, ate too much great vegan pizza, I told her about my adventures and went to bus.

Warsaw.
      

    I've arrived around 10 pm. I took 200 zlotys from my bank card. ATM gave me 1 banknote of 100 zlotys and 2 banknotes of 50. Bus Terminal refused to sell me a ticket. Apparently these banknotes were too big for him. Close to me there was a woman and she tried to help insert these notes into the ATM, but it also did not work. Then she just took out her money and bought me a ticket, saying that it is a gift. Again I was shocked. Just 20 minutes in Poland and someone already does something good to me. I took out one of my fruit chocolate snacks and gave it to her =). When I came to Agnieszka her husband was asleep. I told her about my journey and we also went to sleep. In the morning I met with Marcin. Aga cooked breakfast. At the table we were chatting in English as Marcin didn't speak Russian. The guys went to work and I went to meet with Warsaw. I fell in love with this city: beautiful historic center, a lot of cheap vegan food. What else does one need to be happy? :-) . Marcin got off from work first. We met in the park and went for a walk. Our goal was Veganburger. I have interfered Marcin to eat as always talking about my crazy antics. Then he went to meet with his friends and I met with Aga and her friend. Night Warsaw was no less beautiful. The next day I went to a free and quite interesting tour, which is conducted by guides with an orange umbrella. Guide said you can join these tours in many European cities. Then I looked again at my favorite Vegdeli and Veganburger.

PS: Now I'm working in same company (Free tours). So I can tell this trip totally has changed my life! ahahah =) 




















breaded mushrooms, cylindrical mashed potatoes with cucumbers and tomatoes

















Great social advertising.














   The monument to Janusz Korczak, a Polish doctor, teacher, writer and public figure who refused to leave his students in the ghetto.





   Aga said that I can stay at their house as much as I want, but I should move to the other cities. She found me a place for hitching and the next morning I went there by bus. To be honest I did not really like hitchhiking in Poland. In total I stood more than 2 hours in the rain. I continued to believe that I'll meet good and positive people. And I met them but almost no one went to Vilnius. The first driver who helped me to drive a few miles away was a taxi driver. He didn't even ask for money of course. The second was a young guy. The third was a young trucker. He spoke little bit English. Pictures of his wife were everywhere inside. Very cute couple. I told him that I was going to Vilnius. The driver several times sent messages over the radio to colleagues and finally found a man who was riding in a less desired direction. From his message I knew only the words "devchina" and "Vilnius". I felt like in the movie with the police chases. Just the speed of the truck was very small =). While we drove I saw a prostitute on the road for the first time. What can I say, fat and old. Trucker noticed her too. We looked at each other and laughed together. I do not know over what. Before the holiday when I was reading an article about hitchhiking it was written there about the features and dangers of female hitchhiking. One of them is the fact that prostitutes on the road may take you for a competitor and try to eliminate. I do not think that is something I would be in danger in this case: sneakers, shabby jeans, backpack and shoulder bag is unlikely to create the desired image. Soon from radio the second trucker responded. After saying goodbye I moved over to him. Again I rode very little. Then I caught the driver who tried to give me ice cream in a box. It was a shame but I had to lie that I'm allergic to lactose. The story of why I do not eat ice cream would last very long. But I again felt human kindness. He dropped me off in some rural areas. At first I felt sorry that he had not dropped me off at kilometer before because there was a very beautiful church. I even considered to go back and photograph it. But then the guy stopped. Few of the young Poles speak Russian so I asked if he spoke English. He was a little confused and looked at me: "English, Russian ..." - "Russian? Why did not you say it before?"  He was Latvian. He said he was lucky that I speak Russian and his English is not very good. We talked about Latvia. It turns out there is more the government puts on the people than our own. In times of crisis when the country had waste unemployment and a lot of problems goverment had thrown away billions at the bridge which soon sank half a meter in some places. We drove up to Kaunas. There I met a trucker Pole about 60 years of age. He spoke Polish I replied Russian and we almost understood each other. With him we came to Vilnius. As we were closer to the city he began to ask stupid questions: who is waiting for me in the city, where I will spend the night if I wanted to stay. "No way! I know this trick!" - I thought and insisted that he stop at the next corner. He stopped without any problems. Again I came to the nearest cafe with wifi. This time my sister found me a wonderful hostel.

    Jamaica.

    If you visit Vilnius be sure to stop at this hostel. As experienced traveler I asked the women's room. It cost only a couple of euros more. Only 4 beds were in the room. When I came in the room there was only one girl. We said hello and I turned again to my tablet. After a few minutes I'm bored of this thing and I decided to talk with her. The girl's name was Seungmin. She was from South Korea. We chatted a bit when another girl came. I asked where she was from. Magda was from Warsaw and I said that I only slept there yesterday and I am from Russia. Magda immediately began to speak Russian. We chatted for a while and I offered to walk around the city but only Seungmin agreed. We walked through the night Vilnius and then went to the small pub close to the hostel. I bought cider and told Seungmin about all my adventures. It turned out she studies Russian, Belarusian languages and tomorrow is going to Minsk by train. She said that if I travel to Asia be sure to come to South Korea. In the morning we said goodbye. Seungmin went to buy a train ticket and I bought a bus ticket to Riga (yes, I became little bit lazy :)). But it turned out that both of us had some time to take a walk around the city and we accidentally met at the Tower of Gediminas.































   

     When I came to the bus stop of Luxexpress it started to rain. While standing I met Argentine seems salsa dancer, 50 years old. He was traveling to Riga for a few days, then going to Tallinn and St. Petersburg. I do not know why but in Denmark, Germany, Poland, Lithuania and Latvia I constantly met Italians. It seems to be their favorite countries for tourist purposes. Here and there they surrounded me. I was a little ashamed to eavesdrop on their conversations but it was not on purpose. And about anything important they did not speak. Sadness has rolled on me because I knew that I come closer to the end of my trip.

    Riga.

    At the bus station I met Kurmsi. Very nice and quiet girl vegan. We bought some food, came home and cooked dinner. Then we went to the city center and Kurmsi gave me a short tour of the night Riga. As always we talked about travel and vegan life. In the morning she had to go to a gathering of the Latvian- Estonian vegans and animal rights fighters somewhere near Tartu. Initially I planned to visit this city. But since I could not find a bed there I immediately decided to go to Tallinn by the highway E67. But the Fate decided differently: "The first word of the second more expensive." So in Tartu I finally came upon. After photographing of day Riga and having a dinner in Indian cafe I went back to my favorite pastime.
























    On the bus I reached the desired exit from the city. A young guy stopped. According to English he talked a little bit better than Russian. We misunderstood each other a little. It turned out he was traveling to the north of Latvia, but not quite in the right direction to me. He was returning home to Valmiera. So I've just been on the road leading to Tartu. Well, I thought, this is definitely planned destiny. I heard the song "Crazy" of Aerosmith by the radio. I got even more convinced that I'm still on the right way. The driver was incredibly sweet programmer and drove through his city to cross the border and carry me to the Estonian town of Valga. We said goodbye and now I am very sorry that I forgot to leave him with my contacts. Then a couple of drivers picked me to Tartu.

I quickly found a cafe with mana wifi and found a place to go.





    

    I probably walked 5 kilometers and became so tired. I've started to hitch-hike in down-town area. Woman passed by and said it was not the right place for HH. I replied that I was just tired and I still have a long way to go. She showed me which way the path is shorter. The fate kept sending me the right people. After 10 minutes I was on the right road. It took probably a few seconds as I raised my hand and red car stopped. Behind the wheel sat a smiling woman. I asked if she speaks Russian. "A little bit." - She replied. "I need to go to Tallinn." - "Yes, Tallinn!" The rear seats have been filled up with garlic, in the legs I had a bag of apples. She was constantly saying something (probably in Estonian) and laughed. I could not understand anything, smiled back and repeated that I do not understand it. We stopped at the store she bought herself a snack food, gathered out of the luggage of garlic and presented me with the words "it's a gift." Organic chocolate immediately migrated out of my backpack in her hands. My fellow traveler dropped me off in the south of the city and said that there is a bus stop. At first I could not see it.

   Tallinn.

    I looked up and saw the plane taking off. After running through the airport I finally found the stop. Even 4. Some of these buses were going to the suburbs. I went to one with a map of Tallinn and started to look around to understand where I should go and how. A girl was sitting at the bus stop and asked where I wanted to go. To stop Setsi, I said. "Wow, I live close enough to this one. I'll tell you where to go." We boarded the bus and started talking. "Where are you going?" - "I had almost completed my journey hitchhiking around Europe. I'm going to visit one friend of mine." - "Actually I also hitchhiked 3 months ago. Where did you spend the nights while traveling? " - "I'm couchsurfer." - "It's crazy! I'm too! How long do you plan to stay in Tallinn? " - "Only one day. Tomorrow I have to go to Helsinki as the relatives come to my friend and I can spend only one night here." - "Don't go, you can spend the night at my place. Tomorrow will be yoga festival in Rocca al Mare." - "Are you a vegetarian by any case?" - "Yeah ... " - "I'm vegan!" - "And I'm too!" All kinds of things happened to me during my trip But to meet vegan - hitchhiker - couchsurfer (and, as it turned out later also a person who knows about Socionics) was superepic! We exchanged contacts and agreed to phone tomorrow. I came to Ira`s home, quickly told her about my adventure, and we went to bed. I woke up about 11 am. For the first time in my trip I was sleeping so much. Ira did not wake me up and while I was asleep made me tasty vegan breakfast. Then we packed up and went to the flea fair. There were a lot of old things, antiques, jewelry and handmade. And at two o'clock the Finnish-Estonian vegan meeting gathered there. And of course we looked at it for a while. We sat next to a very nice family from Finland. Ira chatted with Kreeta. A very cute baby was on her hands. And I've talked with her husband Oscari. Their eldest daughter about 8 years ran to us later. Oskari said that he was only once in St. Petersburg for work. And he had no time to check sights of the city. His colleague managed to exchange money from hands of one guy and was caught by police in the calculation in the store. Of course the police had no evidence that he was a counterfeit. So nobody went to jail. Then we met with Jessica, the organizer of this meeting from the Finnish side. We as always shared contacts. I declared that if anyone need a vegan-guide in St. Petersburg you all are welcome. We drove home to pick up my things. We met with Irina with her friend and her small daughter to go on a yoga festival. Christina later looked at him with her boyfriend Nikolas. But they did not stay. She said to write as we would be leaving with it. The festival was held just fine: yoga, animations, fire show, veg dishes. I said goodbye to the girls and went to Christina. We chatted about travel and adventure has not yet fallen asleep. We had a lot in common. It seemed much much more! Chris also did not tell to her mother that she was going to hitchhike. She told the family all after return. Mom was shocked a bit and her father supported daughter. The next day we went to buy me a ticket for Viking ferry. Christina called to her best friend Sasha and told about me. (Damn relentless statistics: another best friend turned omnivore). He said that he has a coupon for a discount on the purchase of a ticket for the ferry. Christina proposed to have a picnic in the park and I bought a pomegranate as more than a month could not find it. Not only in the shops in Peter but also around the Baltic Sea. And it's my favorite food! She again phoned to Sasha and said: "Hi! Please, take discount coupon, knife and soy sauce. I'll explain you everything later." We bought pita, salad, vegetables in a store and stirred up a great snack. That did not stop after a picnic and a walk through the Old Town to look at Von Krahl and eat great pasta with mushrooms.












   

   It's time to go to the terminal Viking. I came for the registration and suspected something was wrong. It turned out I bought a ticket to the wrong ferry, not which I wanted. Maybe a discount coupon was on it or maybe the cashier did not understand me. In general, we drove 2 hours to Helsinki, and in the cabin you can stay until 6 of the morning and get some sleep. Even the duty free was missing. In the morning 8 degrees Celsius. Walking with a backpack on my back I did not even feel it. I came to the central station and began to search for the bus, whose route would pass as close to the E18. I tried to talk to the two bus drivers. But they poorly understood English. When I went to the third bus I've immediately got it: it was my driver. Dude had a fashionable beard and well spoken English. I explained who I am and that I just need to get closer to the road. He said not to go far away and that he will warn me where and when to leave. "Psss! You need to get off at the next stop." - "Ok.Thank you!" - "Where are you from and where are you going?" - "I'm finishing my hitchhiking trip around Europe. I'm returning to home in St. Petersburg." - "Ochen' priyatno!" - "Me too!" - As I said, it's really awesome when your interlocutor suddenly demonstrates knowledge of your language. I stood for about half an hour in a great location (after the traffic lights, respectively, the velocity where was not more than 60 vehicles, from the roadside, with no signs prohibiting stopping). One driver stopped and helped a few kilometers. The second was a businessman. He was riding in Lappeenranta but changed his route slightly for me to throw me in Hamina. Radio played Eppu Normaali, later turned out to be in my playlist. The third was the Finnish-German guy (Damn! Why am I so sclerotic at the names!). With him we had no problems crossing the border.



   

    Bouncing around the potholes I felt that I did come back home. The driver offered to drop me off at Vyborg where I can buy a ticket on the train to St. Petersburg. But I refused. I wanted to see that in Russia too there are cool drivers. Basically, I am convinced of this. The cars stopped much more frequently than in Europe but almost all went to Vyborg. Stopped quite nice and calm driver of van. He said about his plan: he goes to Peter but he needs to stop in one village and unload goods. It only takes half an hour. "One driver - it's too easy." - I thought and decided to continue to hitchhike. With the truckers I did not want to go. I saw a couple of cars behind the truck, put my hand down to let the trucker drive by and picked it up when he caught up with me. But he pulled up sharply. "Oh. Well. I'll pass it." - I decided. To this acquaintance I was not happy. It was the way I thought of this profession before I left. Dirty cabin, torn clothes, wacky questions. "But it's not so bad when you have a language barrier with driver." - I thought and decided to get out on the pretext of making some major purchases at the gas station. Driver stopped without any problems. I think he realized that I didn't like him at all. But I did not want to keep answering stupid questions: if I have a boyfriend, why he let me go alone, is it not scary to me and etc. Then one soldier helped in several kilometers. Landed on the newly built section of the road. Cars no longer stopped. I said: "The car, stop! Please, please, please!" The universe heard my call: a car on which I watched stopped. When the glass is dropped I saw two Caucasians. Do not think that I'm a racist. Perhaps this zombie effect from major news channels of the country but badly shaved beards, like those of terrorists, scared me. But I did not lose my composure and asked them first: "Where are you going?" - "In St. Petersburg." - "Oh, and I need not there. Sorry." And they left. Seems like they did not care at all if I'll sit down or not. Then construction businessman stopped. The conversation was quite simple and unobtrusive. Over time as we drove I wrote to my friends what I'll wait for everyone in OUR place in three hours. I was eager to speak out and tell them about my incredible adventures. Businessman took me to Pargolovo. And there my hitchhiking came to an end.

PS: The storm is a'coming 'cross the hills tonight,
like a vain full of rain to the
hearts that should fight.

    By public transport I got home where fried potatoes with mushrooms and my mom were waiting for me. The first souvenir was presented. I quickly had a bite and began to gather. As I stood in the doorway my mother said, " It was a difficult journey?" . "Yes, but I have overcome all the difficulties on the way." - I replied. My mother had no idea what lies behind these words. I hope one day I'll have the courage to tell her to make her believe that the world is full of good, wonderful, helpful people.

Not everyone who promised came to OUR place. I met with Ira and Oksana. In the middle of my story sister came. I am very grateful to them that they were able to overcome some difficulties for me. Ira (that's got to my best friend - carnivore) has canceled a meeting with several people and Oksana came from the other end of the city and even with poor health and hearted head. We had such a nice time (and it could not be not this way). When I returned home, got a message from Oksana that she had ceased to have a headache and generally started to feel better. She accused my story which she described as incredibly inspiring.

    What can be said as an epilogue? Now the trip seems as perfect sleep to me and it is hard to believe that this really happened with me. But I believe that the next time Fate will make sure that I'll meet wonderful, interesting, positive and kind people along the way. And I wish you the same!